TODAY IS DECEMBER 1st, which means that nobody can give out to you for listening to Christmas music.
November, though? That’s a whole different ball game.
Reddit user Major_Lee_General brought his car to get serviced by a mechanic and he got this note…
“its November”
Damn straight.
“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you the right one.”
There’s no such thing as a stupid question! I’m off now to Google the lifespan of an eyebrow hair.
White men can’t jump taught me that Eve ate a quince, a type of pear.
I googled the seven Sunderland sisters. Wish I hadn’t, wasted 5 minutes.
Seven sisters had ankle long hair and made a fortune selling hair products